Hi, this is Andy Valencia. Sorry for the inconvenience in getting in touch with me, but this little form is to permit me to put a little breathing room between me and all the spammers on the Internet (I was getting about 500,000 characters of spam per day before I implemented my strange new E-mail system).

Just fill in the fields below, and when you hit the "submit" button, this information will be sent over for me to see when I'm next near a computer. I'll be back in touch as soon as possible. Thanks again.


Just tell me a little bit about who you are:

Your real name:

Your E-mail address:

If needed, include a short comment. It can be no more than one line, and won't accept any HTML. "I knew you in elementary school" would be a perfect example.

A short comment: